{ Regarding our senior project }
Sergio: Building a database would have been a cool senior project.
Bryan: That would have been a terrible idea. We had a great idea.
Sergio: Why?
Bryan: 'Cause it's something we know about and they don't.
{ A four hour algorithms final }
Bryan: ...anger rising...
Kimvi: After hanging out with you guys, I'm convinced I'm the coolest nerd ever.
Her Site
{ At the 2002 Programming Contest }
Kimvi: Isn't it sad that we're the good-looking table here?
{ Again at the 2002 Programming Contest }
Other Guy: I'm from Afghanistan
Stan: My first name is Stan.
(Other Guy Leaves)
Schlief: Stan, you realized that you just called him a bitch, right?
{ Melody's note to me in my notebook }
"We bomb all your car"
{ Idaho: A strange odor in the air }
Stan: Are we downwind?
Sergio: When you're surrounded by heifers, you're always downwind
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edgar Dykstra (famous computer scientist)
I will seize Fate by the throat. It will not wholly conquer me! Oh, how beautiful it is to live - and live a thousand times over!
Ludwig von Beethoven
Brevity is the soul of wit
Hamlet by William Shakespeare
Start at the beginning...and when you come to the end STOP!
The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (Disney Version)
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincon
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Lord Acton, in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, 1887
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
{ Christopher Walken producing Blue Oyster Cult's "Dont Fear The Reaper" }
Bruce Dickinson (Walken): [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?
Chris Parnell: Are you sure that was sounding okay?
Bruce Dickinson (Walken): I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell.
1999-2000 Saturday Night Live Skit